Saturday, September 22, 2007

Aletheia Sharbel Liu - Day 1

Day 1, Lesson 1: It is not good for a new father to cause his daughter to get a fever. The doctor and staff referred to it as "an environmental fever." It didn't take long to realize that "environmental fever" is polite provider-speak for: "new father induced fever because he overreacted to an apparent chill (quivering chin; unrelated to temperature), in his daughter by wrapping her in a onesie, socks for hands and feet, cap, two swaddling blankets, and two bed blankets - for eight hours."

Impressive.

Photos forthcoming.

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