You may think it is a bit early for us, but I think there's nothing wrong with being prepared:
- To my wife: "Kids are like parasites. They suck the life right out of you."
- To the kids: "Ungrateful urchins!"
- Boy, its time to study your Latin again: you're gonna have a case of "assus beatus redus". That's Latin for I'm gonna beat your ass until it glows.