Thursday, December 6, 2007

Parenting: The Teenage Years

You may think it is a bit early for us, but I think there's nothing wrong with being prepared:
  • To my wife: "Kids are like parasites. They suck the life right out of you."
  • To the kids: "Ungrateful urchins!"
  • Boy, its time to study your Latin again: you're gonna have a case of "assus beatus redus". That's Latin for I'm gonna beat your ass until it glows.
Hey - I'm just getting ready. More to come.

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